Porcini Garden Burger

Unlikely, though it may be, one of the best veggie burgers I have had in a long time came from a joint famous for its generous use of bacon and other meats. I am referring to Skillet Café in Seattle, which I previously blogged about to share the delights of their now-famous (and Costco featured) Bacon Jam—cured bacon mixed with caramelized onions and reduced balsamic vinegar. Although Bacon Jam was originally made popular by Skillet’s mobile kitchen in an Airstream trailer, the new Skillet Cafe scored impressive points with this farro-based “burger,” infused with slabs of porcini mushrooms and lounging on a brioche bun worthy of brioche calories. Equally impressive was the grilled cheese sandwich. Basic, true-to-form, it was slabs of cheddar and gouda oozing out from between giant slices of perfectly toasted bread. Comfort food done right is truly a comfort and Skillet does not disappoint. Even the cobb salad was terrific with a perfectly soft-cooked egg on top of meaty hand-cut bacon slices. Sure there is eventually lettuce at the bottom, but who am I kidding? Presenting the egg in this way allowed the yolk to coat the other salad components, elevating them—similar to the way a true Carbonara sauce allows the richness of egg yolk to carry an otherwise simple dish. I washed it all down with a “Peach-Basil Fresca.” This delightfully refreshing concoction consists of pureed fresh peach, orange juice, lime juice, fresh chopped basil, and soda water. It is served over ice. As I rounded the back corner of the restaurant I happened upon the chef vigorously mixing up this drink in a 20-gallon bucket. He confessed to adding a bit of sugar to the mix, but used a deft hand because it was neither too sweet nor too watery.

As a tip of my hat to this luscious meal, I am sharing the recipe below for “Meatless Garden Burgers.” It has been adapted from the original recipe in my book: Miracle Pill 10 Truths to Healthy, Thin, & Sexy, by Tres Prier Hatch.

Skillet Diner

1400 East Union Street, Seattle, Washington 98122
(206) 420-7297
sunday-thursday: 7am - 12am
fri & sat: 7am - 2am

Meatless Garden Burgers with Porcini

Makes about 36 4-inch patties

Have you ever thought, “I bet I could make that”?

This recipe came from reading the ingredients of a very tasty commercial grain and vegetable burger and deciding to make my own version. According to the judging panel at my house, the homemade burgers win! Believe it or not, these vegetarian babies taste better to my kids than burgers made from ground beef. They freeze well and can be plunked into the frying pan direct from the freezer.

5 cups cooked brown rice

2-ounces mozzarella cheese, shredded

1-pound fresh white mushrooms, finely chopped

4-ounces sliced porcini mushrooms, soaked in boiling water until reconstituted

1-ounce cheddar cheese, shredded

1-ounce Parmesan cheese, shredded

2 cups old-fashioned oatmeal, uncooked

1 cup barley, cooked al dente, cooled

½ cup bulger wheat, soaked in 1-cup boiling water (optional), drained

½ medium onion, finely minced

2 tablespoons green or red bell pepper, finely minced

2 tablespoons sun-dried tomatoes, reconstituted in ½ cup boiling water, drained

1 ½ teaspoons garlic powder

1 tablespoon dried parsley flakes

1 teaspoon lemon pepper

1 teaspoon turmeric (for color)

salt and pepper to taste

1 egg, whisked in a small bowl with a fork

olive oil for frying

Make Patties

Preheat oven to 375-degrees. Using large paper towels, squeeze as much moisture as possible from diced mushrooms, onion, bulgar wheat, bell pepper and sun-dried tomatoes. Combine all ingredients together in a large bowl. Porcini mushrooms will be the only large chunks in the mixture. Season generously with salt and pepper to taste. Using a wide spoon, scoop ½-cup handfuls of mixture into your hands. Form into balls approximately the size of an egg. Compress slightly. Flatten into 4–inch patties of uniform ¼-inch thickness. Place on a parchment lined baking sheet until all the patties are formed.

Bake sheets of burgers for 20 minutes, until cheese starts to ooze and patties start to brown. Cool completely on parchment. Bag patties and store in freezer until ready to use. They keep frozen for up to one month.

To Serve

Heat a little olive oil in a large frying pan. Fry patties in batches, leaving space between them so patties will brown. When golden crisp on one side, flip garden burgers onto the other side. Serve patties on toast or buns with mayonnaise, ketchup, lettuce and tomato.

Tres Hatch is the author of Miracle Pill 10 Truths to Healthy, Thin, & Sexy.

Ode to Harry Potter--Chocolate Sticky Pudding

Without exception, this is the most sinful dessert I have eaten in a long time. Here in the US it often called a chocolate cobbler, but in truth it is a classic English Sticky Pudding. Harry Potter may love his traditional treacle pudding (gooey, sticky cane syrup caramel), but in this version chocolate offsets the sweet and boosts the indulgence factor by a huge margin.

So, what is a chocolate sticky pudding? It is a the marriage of a blondie cookie crust, atop swirls of fudgey chocolate sauce, served warm and spooned into a bowl with vanilla ice cream or whipped cream. With a pedigree of two sticks of butter and plenty of sugar, it hits the right note of comfort rich and toothsome sweet.

This recipe’s stock went way up with me when I realized the whole thing went into the oven in about 3 minutes. Just add hot water—literally. As the recipe indicates, resist the

urge to stir in order to get a beautiful marbled crust. Pouring boiling water over a batter seems counter-intuitive, but remember, you are making chocolate sauce while your oven does all the work. This is the perfect dish to toss in the oven right as your dinner guests arrive and pull it out just in time for dessert. So in honor of the final Harry Potter movie’s release, please enjoy my ode to Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Moldywort.

Chocolate Sticky Pudding

Serves 8

2 sticks butter

1 ¼ cups sugar

1 ½ cups self-rising flour

1 teaspoon vanilla

¾ cup milk

For chocolate layer:

1 cup sugar

6 tablespoons cocoa powder

2 cups boiling water

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Melt the two sticks of butter in oven in a 9 x 13-inch casserole. In a medium bowl mix the 1 ¼ cups of sugar, flour vanilla and milk. Pour the batter over the butter, but do not stir (it won’t seem like enough batter but don’t worry). In a small bowl stir to combine cocoa and remaining 1 cup sugar. Sprinkle over top of batter. Do not stir. Pour the 2 cups of boiling water on top of the whole dessert (don’t stir) and bake for 30-45 minutes, until crust is golden brown. Serve warm.

Tres Hatch is the author of Miracle Pill 10 Truths to Healthy, Thin, & Sexy.

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The Arugula Fairy

After ten luxurious days lounging on the beach in sunny San Clemente, California, I returned to my garden with bronzed skin and renewed interest in dirt, weeds, and all God’s plants. Early that first morning back home I padded in my slippers out to my rock garden boxes (low-lying Stonehenge set in grass) to discover the arugula fairy had definitely stopped at my house. This sweet/peppery green had grown to the size of giant cabbage leaves. In my absence the cold and rain encouraged the arugula to show off like I have never seen—and to do so with tender sweetness. As I harvested, baskets were full to overflowing. I grazed the whole time. There are Billy goats that could not eat as much arugula as I ate. And then, like the Little Red Hen, I went inside carrying my treasure and made myself a giant salad out of the beautiful oak-shaped green.

With its assertive flavor and tenderness, arugula likes to partner with fruity, sweet flavors. Strawberries, balsamic vinegar, and almonds are a classic combo. As is oranges, feta, and arugula. Arugula also makes a great appearance on a ham and cheese grilled sandwich as well as in a chorizo sausage omelet. Getting hungry? I know I am. The following recipe got cut at the last minute from my book Miracle Pill 10 Truths to Healthy, Thin, & Sexy, through no fault of its own. Which is a real shame because this lemon-garlic-caper dressing over freshly shaved Parmigiano Reggiano, pine nuts, and arugula is a home run—help me I’m swooning. Enjoy.

Arugula-Parmesan Salad

Serves 4

When you can find beautiful fresh arugula in the market (known as “rocket” in England), enjoy this no-nonsense salad inspired by the flavors of Tuscany. Alternately, grow it yourself in a pot outside your door. Every spring this peppery green volunteers to sprout up in my garden amid more reluctant vegetables that have the sense to wait until the snow melts. Arugula loves cool weather and develops sweetness in early spring. Harvest it young for the mildest and most tender leaves. The bold flavors of this salad pair well with an entrée of roast lamb, tomato and zucchini ragout, or garlic-rubbed steaks.

1 small clove garlic

2 tablespoons flat-leaf Italian parsley

1 teaspoon capers, drained and rinsed

2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice

1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil

2 cups baby spinach, washed and dried

2 cups arugula, washed and dried

1 1/2 tablespoons pine nuts, toasted

Parmigiano Reggiano or Asiago cheese for grating

Black pepper

In a small processor or blender, puree garlic, parsley, capers and lemon juice. Drizzle in olive oil and blend until emulsified. In a large bowl toss spinach and arugula with dressing. Divide between four plates. Sprinkle salads with pine nuts. Using a vegetable peeler or hand grater, top salads with cheese and a grind of fresh black pepper, and serve.

Tres Hatch is the author of Miracle Pill 10 Truths to Healthy, Thin, & Sexy.

Cookies or Muffins?

Sometimes life presents a quandary and this week it was: cookies or muffins? So I made both. Determined to use up a gargantuan amount of leftover pack pumpkin, I began with the following recipe from Taste of Home Magazine for Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies. Not only were they ethereal (note the past tense), but they were the perfect texture of soft and cakey, with a surprising snap to the outer crust. The inclusion of oats gave them greater moisture and heft. Perhaps…the perfect cookie.

Although tempted to make several more batches of these cookies, I had the wild hare to branch out with muffins. I took one look at a recipe I had for “skinny” Pumpkin Muffins and promptly modified it to feature chocolate chips and a sufficient quantity of sugar. Choking down an inferior muffin with half the sugar doesn’t benefit me when it is primarily a white flour cake made with butter. I’m just keeping it real. With the badly needed inclusion of chocolate and the nutty texture of sunflower seeds on top, these muffins are outstanding. They have none of the sour-metallic flavor prominent in some baking powder quick breads and with a moist crumb inside, they were gobbled up before I could say “carbohydrates.”

Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies

Makes approximately 48 cookies

1 cup butter, softened

¾ cup brown sugar, packed

¾ cup sugar

1 egg

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

2 cups all-purpose flour (our use half whole wheat and half white flour)

1 cup oats (quick or old-fashioned)

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon cinnamon, ground

1 cup canned pumpkin

1 ½ cups semi-sweet chocolate chips

Preheat oven to 350-degrees. In bowl of standing mixer cream butter and both sugars until fluffy. Add egg and vanilla extract and beat well. In a large bowl whisk together flour, oats, baking soda, and cinnamon. In three additions fold dry mixture into butter mixture. Stir in chocolate chips. Drop by tablespoons onto greased baking sheets. Bake for 12-15 minutes until lightly browned.

Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Muffins with Sunflower Seeds

Makes 12 muffins

2 cups all-purpose flour

2 teaspoons baking powder

¾ teaspoon cinnamon

½ teaspoon ground ginger

¼ teaspoon salt

1 stick (1/2 cup) butter, softened

½ cup brown sugar

½ cup sugar

2 large eggs

¾ cup pumpkin puree

¼ cup milk

1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips

sunflower seeds (optional)

Preheat oven to 400-degrees. In a large bowl whisk flour, baking powder, spices, and salt. Line a regular muffin pan with paper liners or brush muffin tins with oil. In large bowl of standing mixer beat butter until soft and fluffy and then beat in the sugars. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each. Carefully, stir in pumpkin and milk. Stir in chocolate chips. Fill muffin cups with approximately ½ cup batter and sprinkle tops with sunflower seeds. Bake about 25 minutes or until muffins are puffed and toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Serve warm or at room temperature.

Gratitude- Top 10 Lists

I espouse wholeness. Connecting our spirits and our bodies creates harmony and builds a complete soul. To this end I ask readers to try this exercise: Identify your top ten best physical features, and then rank your top ten worst features. This exercise has a point. Please do it now. Scribble your lists on a napkin, notepad, or even better, write them in the comments section of this blog. Don’t think or censor, just write 10 best features and 10 worst.

How many items actually made it onto your “best feature” list? Did you strain your brain to find more than five? This exercise often reveals the second list to be much longer than the first. Sadly, we tend to rehearse our flaws in our own minds as well as discussing them with others. But, rarely do we shout to the world that we have beautiful hands and an elegant nose. When was the last time you told someone, out loud, about your best features?

Identify which items on your “worst” list are not remedied with greater health and balance. (Put a star or doodle by these.) For instance, height won’t change no matter how healthy we get. Put a star by it. If I am short-waisted and have a weak chin, all the weight control in the world won’t give me a longer torso and a stronger jawline. Do not put a star by the things you can fix with surgery—no surgery will ever help you make peace with the body you have been given. Even with a boob job, there will be other traits you despair over.

Universally, we easily identify flaws but we are thoroughly unaccustomed to acknowledging attributes. Was your design a mistake? If you believe in God you know, “He don’t make no junk.” So, what could possibly make us hold ourselves up to a fantasy standard that is unachievable (height, torso, chin) and therefore, by definition, inadequate?

The answer is gratitude. When I criticize myself I just plain forget to lose myself in gratitude. It is easier to knock my skinny lips and wide hips than it is to feel grateful for those hips ability to safely birth my glorious children. When I grumble about my thin hair I forget I got it from my beloved Grandma—no thin hair also means no Grandma. It is easier to hate my love handles than to recognize I go to bed without hunger. In India millions of orphaned street children live with hunger in crushing poverty and desperation, day-in-day-out, yet my compassion for those in need stops when all I can focus on is my own jelly belly. Gratitude is the answer. Gratitude is also the paradigm out of which true harmony with my body is achieved. I cannot properly “hear” my body’s messages if I am engaged in self-criticism, and it is by connecting to my body in a healthy way that I get prompts of what to eat and when to stop eating. Psychological warfare with myself won’t help me become permanently thin and healthy. Gratitude is the foundation for thinking thin.

For all those items above marked with a star or doodle, make peace with each one of them by identifying how they are a blessing in your life. Say aloud the following sentence:

Without (insert feature here) I would __________________________________________.

Personally, I am grateful for my muscular thighs. They weren’t designed for modeling skinny jeans but they were endowed with the strength to hike Angel’s Landing at Zion’s National Park with my children. My German thighs can dig dirt and squat in the yard, allowing me to grow herbs, vegetables, and flowers. My legs can dance West Coast Swing all night long and can do endless squats in a Zumba class. My thighs power big jumps in volleyball and help me lift heavy bags of flour and sugar for baking. I can waterski and snow ski without injury or exhaustion. On this lap I held all three of my babies. Most important, I can walk. I can run. How fantastic! These are thighs worthy of my gratitude. Never again will I disrespect my design by imagining I need legs different than the ones I have.

Tres Hatch is the author of Miracle Pill 10 Truths to Healthy, Thin, & Sexy.